Actually, there’s nothing to see here. Nothing really horrible happened after this. Oh, maybe they ran our of beer or red Solo cups, but everyone just drank a little too much and one guy, Jason we believe, vomited on his girlfriend. They’re no longer seeing each other. Someone forgot to pay the band. Always pay the band.
I guess the point is there is so much going on in the world, both good and bad, and we’re all just clinking on stuff that interests us when we should be clicking on things that challenge our assumptions. Anyhow, since you are here, please look at some other The Fazzler articles. And share this one with your friends and enemies to confuse them.