UFO Caught Sucking Water Out Of California Lake

Nevada County, CA — A local pilot and amateur photographer has shared an exclusive photo with The Fazzler depicting an unidentified flying object hovering over Scotts Flat Lake, located in the critical California watershed of Nevada County, CA. According to the pilot, the object appears to be sucking water out of the reservoir.

The pilot, who chose to remain anonymous, said he was out on a routine flight late Friday afternoon when he spotted what he initially thought was another plane. However, when he radioed the other craft for confirmation, it did not return his request.

“As you can see from the picture, I was on my final approach to the Nevada County Airport when I spotted this red object,” said the pilot. “Then I noticed this ‘water beam’ underneath it. It kind of looked like a long, clear straw. So I radioed it to let them know I was around, and they did not return my request, which is highly unusual.”

UFO caught siphoning water out of Scotts Flat Lake in rural Nevada County, CA.
UFO caught siphoning water out of Scotts Flat Lake in rural Nevada County, CA.

UFOlogists around the globe have suspected that visitors from around the known universe have been visiting Earth because of the prominence of water on our planet. Some have speculated that spacecraft visit to “refuel” their vessels. In contrast, others, like local amateur cryptozoologist, paranormal investigator, SciFi Channel fan, and amateur astronomer Keith Bradenshauer had this to say about the possible sighting.

“Holy cow. Finally, proof that they’re using the Black Knight [satellite] to coordinate their mass ‘visit,'” said Mr. Bradenshauer, using his fingers to form two quotes in the air. “I’m not going to say they’re here to steal our water, but they certainly aren’t asking permission to take it.”

The Fazzler reached out to the Nevada Irrigation District, which runs Scotts Flat Lake, for comment, but no one returned our request for information. We can only assume that NID is aware of this invasion and is ignoring it or powerless to stop these alien actions. This is consistent with other government agencies that refuse to discuss these events.

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