The 20 Best Places To Move If You’re A Racist

Loretta Splitair

December 23, 2023

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17. Las Vegas, NV

Las Vegas, Nevada, USA, The Strip — Basically, all white people want to live here, especially older white people. Las Vegas has everything a white person needs: all you can eat buffets, pleasant weather, gambling, and cheap labor to keep your grass green and your hedges trimmed.

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Loretta Splitair

Loretta Splitair is Fazzler's Media and Cultural Editor. She has written widely including publications such as Rolling Stone, The Atlantic and the Lady's Home Journal where she hosts a regular column on the ravages of Billy Joel's music entitled, Billy Joel is a Piece of Shit. Loretta is married to her second husband after her first died protesting railway expansion in Kansas. Please do not ask her about it.

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17. Las Vegas, NV

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