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Cleveland Sam
Cleveland Sam, born Sam C. Sharpe, is a hero, a hero to anyone who knows him in Ohio. At the mere age of 7, he rescued a small girl from the clutches of a herd of llamas outside his boyhood home of Cleveland, OH. By the age of 12, he had already rescued over 14 children from near deaths ranging from freak ice cream truck accidents, to drownings in neighbors' Dough Boy Pools. But his heroism didn't stop at youth. No sir. As a teenager, he saved the entire cheerleading squad of his local high school from certain death with their "party van" caught fire during a local "rager." He writes for Gish Gallop because he feels he needs to rescue it. He's probably correct.
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VA Claim Backlog Adds To Veteran Suicide Rate
Many veterans have simply given up hope. Rob told The Fazzler that he still has other body injuries, but he cannot afford the treatment. He also knows the claim may never be processed, so why try? He simply lives with the pain everyday.
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Area Family Circumcises Their Pet Dog
The new procedure is aimed to ease the minds of families wanting to get rid of the "red rocket" that could raise some uncomfortable questions from young children.
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Garbage Collector Tired Of Finding Dead Bodies
James Fettorcini is a trash collector in the Bronx, NY. He holds the official Department of Waste record for most dead bodies found.
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Jenny McCarthy To Promote Autism Awareness By Sleeping With 920 Men In One Day
Today McCarthy announced that she will have sex with 920 men in one day to take the world record for most sexual partners in one day. She plans to use the publicity to bring awareness to autism.
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Oakland Police To Trade In Their Guns For Paintball Pistols
The community of Oakland has applauded the move to non-lethal weapons and has a riot planned for Saturday this week to celebrate the decision.
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American Celebrities Travel to Syria To Act as Human Shields
A civil war has plagued the country of Syria for 6 years. It has created hundreds of thousands of refugees. But today, their prayers have been answered. American celebrities Dustin "Screech" Diamond, Tom Green, Snooki and Andy Dick have arrived in Syria to act as human shields to prevent more American bombings.
Living
Smoking While Pregnant Increases Child’s Risk Of Being An Asshole
The results have been published on the CDC website.
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Man Uses Facebook To Remind Others What July 4th Is About
Jesse Derpwitz is a landscaper in Alabama. He is a veteran of the US Army, where he served as a cook for the 4th Infantry Division, and every 4th of July, he gets increasingly angry that people use it as a long weekend instead of a time of remembrance.
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