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Cleveland Sam
Cleveland Sam, born Sam C. Sharpe, is a hero, a hero to anyone who knows him in Ohio. At the mere age of 7, he rescued a small girl from the clutches of a herd of llamas outside his boyhood home of Cleveland, OH. By the age of 12, he had already rescued over 14 children from near deaths ranging from freak ice cream truck accidents, to drownings in neighbors' Dough Boy Pools. But his heroism didn't stop at youth. No sir. As a teenager, he saved the entire cheerleading squad of his local high school from certain death with their "party van" caught fire during a local "rager." He writes for Gish Gallop because he feels he needs to rescue it. He's probably correct.
Chemtrails
QAnon Posts 4th Quarter Profit Despite Failed Predictions
In a surprise announcement, QAnon's stock skyrocketed over the past quarter.
National News
Merle Haggard Leaves Estate To Bakersfield LGBT Group
A bigger shock came shortly after Haggard's death when his lawyer read his last will and testament. Haggard left his entire estate to Interpride Enterprises, as Bakersfield, CA-based LGBT group that puts on Pride parades around the world.
Weird
Nevada City Woman Has World’s First Tinfoil Scalp Implant
Carol Mist has successfully undergone surgery to insert a layer of tinfoil underneath her scalp. Seen here in front of Nevada City's famous Stone House.
National News
Pokémon Training Gym Busted For Selling Performance Enhancing Drugs
Sal's Trainers located in the back room of the historic Alpha building on Broad Street, has been raided by police and DEA agents after the trainers were caught selling and injecting performance enhancing drugs (PED) in to their Pokemon.
National News
Limbaugh And Palin Caught Cuddling In Montana Dive Bar
Radio host Rush Limbaugh is in hot water today after pictures surfaced of him and former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, were found cuddled up together in a booth at Lenny's Tavern and Taxidermy in Missoula.
National News
Dick Punch Dating Offers Innovative Service
Dick Punch Dating Service ("DP Dating"), offers women a solution. By simply wearing a small GPS locator on themselves, and a with push of a button, help is on the way.
Local News
Smartest Man In The World Drives Like An Asshole
Samuel Richards has been proclaimed the "smartest man in the world" with 7 degrees, an Oxford Fellowship, a Nobel Prize, and the winner of a ballroom dancing championship. But, unfortunately, Mr. Richards has one major flaw: he drives like an asshole.
National News
Socialist “#MyFreeRock” Music Festival Sued For Piracy
The socialist #MyFreeRock festival is being sued by a collective of music artists, including this year's headlining act Pearl Jam for music piracy. The festival encouraged attendees to record artist live music sets without permission from the artists.
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