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Cleveland Sam, born Sam C. Sharpe, is a hero, a hero to anyone who knows him in Ohio. At the mere age of 7, he rescued a small girl from the clutches of a herd of llamas outside his boyhood home of Cleveland, OH. By the age of 12, he had already rescued over 14 children from near deaths ranging from freak ice cream truck accidents, to drownings in neighbors' Dough Boy Pools. But his heroism didn't stop at youth. No sir. As a teenager, he saved the entire cheerleading squad of his local high school from certain death with their "party van" caught fire during a local "rager." He writes for Gish Gallop because he feels he needs to rescue it. He's probably correct.
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Elderly Poll Monitor Tackles Vote Fraudster

Elaine Tesh, a 79 year old wheelchair bound poll monitor working at an Orlando voting station, found herself face to face with a young man attempting to vote a second time.
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Charlie The Tuna Hospitalized with Mercury Poisoning/Autism

Charlie Tuna is suffering from mercury poisoning and might have Autism.
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Area Horse Angers Citizens By Voting Nay

Ever since becoming a citizen, Stevie Ray has voted in every local election.
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Local Activist Commits To “Chemtrail” Strip Club Tour

Nevada City conspiracy activist Saihra Ramun is using her new platform to promote chemtrail awareness.
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“Oh No!” Kool-Aid Man Arrested for Drunken Rampage

The beloved Kool-Aid Man mascot has fallen on hard times, culminating in a drunken rampage that caused significant property damage and left residents bewildered.
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Priest Blames Fluoride In Water For Pedophilia

Monsignor William Lynn, who has been in and out of prison for hiding evidence linked to priest pedophilia, says Father O'Brien's condition might be due to fluoride in tap water.
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Area Woman Has World’s First Tinfoil Scalp Implant

Nevada City, CA -- A local woman has made elective surgery history. Carol Mist has successfully undergone...
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Pat Robertson Blames Burning Man For Hurricanes

Many of Robertson's loyal supporters have come to his defense, including Laura Swanson, she said, "those people have a one way ticket to hell with all of their fornicating and drug use."
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