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Cleveland Sam, born Sam C. Sharpe, is a hero, a hero to anyone who knows him in Ohio. At the mere age of 7, he rescued a small girl from the clutches of a herd of llamas outside his boyhood home of Cleveland, OH. By the age of 12, he had already rescued over 14 children from near deaths ranging from freak ice cream truck accidents, to drownings in neighbors' Dough Boy Pools. But his heroism didn't stop at youth. No sir. As a teenager, he saved the entire cheerleading squad of his local high school from certain death with their "party van" caught fire during a local "rager." He writes for Gish Gallop because he feels he needs to rescue it. He's probably correct.
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Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel Outlaws Gun Violence

In a bold move Mayor Rahm Emanuel has decided to make gun violence illegal in Chicago. Anyone found guilty of shooting will receive harsher sentences, including a "serious timeout" according to Emanuel.
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Nickelback To Open For United States Leg of AC/DC Tour

Rock legends AC/DC are planning a winter tour that will kick off November 23rd in Portland, OR. The will feature the band with special guest appearances by Guns N Roses front man Axel Rose. To open the concerts AC/DC has tapped rock band Nickelback to perform.
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Hillary Clinton on the Rampage: Runs Over Fake News Writer

In a tragic attack, satire/fake news writer Cleveland Sam was hit by an SUV driven by former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton.
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Sinead O’Connor: Transgender is an Illness

Irish music artist Sinead O'Connor, known for her hit 1990 arrangement of the Prince song "Nothing Compares 2 U," has come out against transgender people.
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Zika Virus/Diarrhea Ravages Olympic Village

The 2016 Olympics are beginning in Rio, where an outbreak of the Zika virus is taking hold in Olympic Village. The virus has taken a toll. Nearly 2,000 of the 10,000 athletes are showing symptoms of the Zika Virus.
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AR-15-Wielding Disney World Alligator Attacks Vacationing Boy

Police warn people to stay away from ponds with alligators and to wear ballistic vests when swimming.
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America’s New War: Butt Hurt

As war rages in far away countries like Syria and Iraq, and women and children lay slain by the hand of Putin and ISIS, a new battle is being fought right here on the rough and tumble streets of America.
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Study: Coast 2 Coast AM Listeners Fall Asleep In The First Hour

The popular late-night paranormal/conspiracy radio show Coast To Coast A.M (C2CAM) has been the subject of an FCC-sponsored study by the Palo Alto-based Rundex Family Foundation.
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