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Cleveland Sam
Cleveland Sam, born Sam C. Sharpe, is a hero, a hero to anyone who knows him in Ohio. At the mere age of 7, he rescued a small girl from the clutches of a herd of llamas outside his boyhood home of Cleveland, OH. By the age of 12, he had already rescued over 14 children from near deaths ranging from freak ice cream truck accidents, to drownings in neighbors' Dough Boy Pools. But his heroism didn't stop at youth. No sir. As a teenager, he saved the entire cheerleading squad of his local high school from certain death with their "party van" caught fire during a local "rager." He writes for Gish Gallop because he feels he needs to rescue it. He's probably correct.
Food
Peeps Made With Real Chicken
The animal rights organization is alleging that Just Born's flagship confection is made with real chicken. Peeps is a marshmallow candy shaped like baby chicks, it is most popular around the Easter Holiday.
National News
Justice Scalia’s Death A Hoax
This all started with one phone call being made to NBC news, supposedly from a family member, reporting the death of Justice Scalia. But the audio of the phone call is not being played because it will reveal the prankster. The Fazzler has received an audio file from an unnamed source within NBC, it contains the audio
National News
Democrats To Set Limits For Deceased Voters
The Democrats are going to set limits on their collection of deceased voters. Thousands of ballots are cast from social security numbers that are from a deceased individual every election.
National News
Great White Shark Protested After Biting African-American Swimmer
Swimmers at Coronado Beach were horrified when a great white shark attacked African-American swimmer Troy Johnson.
National News
Flat-earther Drives Off The End Of The World
A new debate is raging within the pages of Facebook, is earth flat or round? You may have thought that science settled the argument in the middle ages, but today's self-made scientists disagree.
National News
Glitch In GTA 5 Allows White Criminals To Be Killed By Police
An undocumented glitch allows the Los Santos Police in Grand Theft Auto 5 to kill white criminals for the first time.
National News
Musician J. Geils Dead At 71
The Fazzler has learned John Warren Geils Jr., the artist known professionally as J. Geils and part of the rock group The J. Geils Band, was found dead in his Groton, Massachusetts home. He was 71.
Satire
Sacramento Dog Converts To Islam
The Schultz family knew something was not right when Dazzler began to spell out "the problem is with the infidels" with her kibble and would randomly bite family members ankles for no reason. Well, there was a reason.
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