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Cleveland Sam
Cleveland Sam, born Sam C. Sharpe, is a hero, a hero to anyone who knows him in Ohio. At the mere age of 7, he rescued a small girl from the clutches of a herd of llamas outside his boyhood home of Cleveland, OH. By the age of 12, he had already rescued over 14 children from near deaths ranging from freak ice cream truck accidents, to drownings in neighbors' Dough Boy Pools. But his heroism didn't stop at youth. No sir. As a teenager, he saved the entire cheerleading squad of his local high school from certain death with their "party van" caught fire during a local "rager." He writes for Gish Gallop because he feels he needs to rescue it. He's probably correct.
National News
Tax Firm To Offer Free Porn While You Wait
Simon Tax Specialists has come up with a perfect program for those of us that suffer during tax season. Simon is now offering free porn while you wait for your taxes to be completed.
National News
Wile E. Coyote Murdered After Making Cancer Treatment Discovery
Wile E. Coyote, former roadrunner chaser turned scientist, was found dead outside of his cancer research lab yesterday. He had been crushed to death by a falling anvil.
National News
John McCain Demoted for Snoozing
Senators Chuck Schumer and Mitch McConnell both brought the bipartisan matter to the Senate in a closed doors hearing. The vote was 99-1 in favor of demoting John McCain from Congress.
National News
Jared Fogle Released From Prison
Former Subway spokesman, Jared Fogle, has been released from prison due what authorities say was overcrowding.
Living
California Proposes Taxing Social Media
A new controversial California law will tax social media interactions. It's expected to meet fierce resistance.
National News
Illegal Mexican Burro Seeks Asylum In L.A. Church
Pedro, an 11 year old Mexican burro made the long journey, burrowing underneath the border and arriving at the Catholic Holy United Church of Christ in Los Angeles, California. The burro has been taken in against federal law and is officially seeking asylum as a political refugee.
Earth News
Waterford Whispers News Mistaken For Nursing Home Newsletter
Residents awoke to copies of what they thought would be their normal nursing home newsletter, but instead they found Waterford Whispers News stories.
Living
High Horse Sales Soar in Wake of Tragedy
The high horses are specially trained to whinny loudly whenever someone tries to talk to their rider.
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