Articles by
Seth Johnston
Seth Johnston is a stand-up comedian living off-grid in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge and, when supplies are low, Portland, Oregon. He observes Nevada County closely by utilizing a variety of remote viewing techniques and files his reports using long distance CB radio. In his spare time he enjoys frantically writing in separate notebooks simultaneously with both hands and also likes to take canoe trips with his dog Chloe. His lifelong dream is to create a new type of math.
Chemtrails
Vaping Stops Chemtrails, Study Says
Local Sierra Super Stop parking lot orator and ionizing radiation hobbyist Skyy Wolford announced the discovery of a completely safe and effective method for neutralizing the blanket of chemtrails over Nevada County.
National News
Local Entrepreneur Connects Militants with Snacks
Local aspiring tech entrepreneur and part-time gun show volunteer William Buxley has been looking for an opportunity to disrupt industry through technology. When armed militants took over a federal building at Malheur National Wildlife Refuge in Oregon and then requested that supporters send snacks, Buxley saw an opportunity.
Satire
Staged Mass Shootings on the Rise
Local doomsday "prepper"and gun store assistant manager Jason Dant issued a warning to all citizens of the United States early this week.
Local News
Area Man Thwarts Operation Jade-Helm with Internet Comments
Local survivalist and gun store clerk Jason Dant was shocked when he awoke to a peaceful morning. He realized that something must have occurred to stop, or at least delay, the hostile government takeover. He headed to his local library to search for answers on the Internet.
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