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From Penthouse to Pavement: The Tragic Story of a Well-Dressed Dog

People on the street stared in disbelief as they heard a dog talking and cursing like a sailor.
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Why You Should Be Concerned About Hillary Clinton’s Involvement in the Mar-a-Lago Raids

Deep down inside, you know this is true.
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Nestle to Harvest Water from California Prisoners

Nestle announced Wednesday that it plans on supplementing its water harvesting operations with the bodily fluids of the State's growing prisoner population.
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Gay Man Trapped in Well Doesn’t Believe CNN

As rescue workers worked to free the man from the well, he was reportedly seen yelling that he didn't believe CNN.
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South Park Creators Reveal Episode Written Entirely by AI

AI did not write this article.
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The Epoch Times Buys The Babylon Bee in a Satire-free Transaction

The far-right newspaper The Epoch Times has purchases the French-reactionary publication the Babylon Bee.
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Taylor Swift Donates Entire Spotify Revenue to Colorado-based LongHopes Donkey Shelter

Explore Taylor Swift's latest philanthropic venture as she donates her Spotify earnings to Colorado's LongHopes Donkey Shelter. Delve into the impact on streaming industry norms, economic growth, and underrepresented charities. Read on for an insightful take on corporate greed, music streaming, and Swift's unique response to these issues.
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Jeff Bezos Releases Photos of Tesla’s Starman Mars Arrival

Jeff Bezo's Blue Origin Blue Moon Interstellar Explorer released exclusive photos of SpaceX Starman's arrival on Mars.
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Louisiana Teacher Under Fire for Posting 10 Commandments in Pig Latin

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History teacher Bernie Carver stirred controversy by displaying the Ten Commandments in Pig Latin, provoking ire from conservative parents. Earl "Big Earl" LeJeune fumed, "This is part of a larger conspiracy. Next, they'll be speaking French! And you know what they say about French – it's the language of the devil!"

The Fazzler Review: Fear Inoculum by Tool — Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Hype

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Can Tool’s Fear Inoculum live up to its labyrinthine lyrics and technical bravado, or is the fanbase’s fervor and critics' praise a testament to rock’s most elaborate inside joke?

Metallica’s James Hetfield Celebrates a PhD in Astrophysics

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Metallica heavy metal guitarist and lead singer James Hetfield announced on his personal Facebook page that he had just finished defending his PhD dissertation at California Institute of Technology in Pasadena (CalTech), CA

Ed Force One Cited for Unauthorized Chemtrail Emissions

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British heavy metal legends Iron Maiden are being investigated for illegal chemtrail spraying with the use of their customized touring aircraft, the ex-Air France 747-400 jumbo jet known as Ed Force One.

Trump Announces Plan for Westboro Baptist Church Choir to Perform at His Inauguration

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"It's no secret that the Church has never supported any president up until Trump," said  Shirley Phelps-Roper, daughter of former outspoken and controversial leader Fred Phelps, "but with Trump, we finally have an executive who will take the fight right to the gays. We don't even have to protest anymore."

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Skydiver Caught by 737 Dragged For 200 Miles

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A Manteca, CA man is lucky to be alive following an encounter with a Boeing 737.

Trump Tours Chemtrail Plane and Promises to Terminate Program

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Donald Trump accompanied by select members of his cabinet toured a chemtrail-outfitted dispersal airplane at Andrews Air Force Base yesterday afternoon, according to a news report today.

Family Cited For Viking Funeral on Local Lake

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A local Norwegian family from the Cascade Shores housing development is in hot water for attempting to cremate a deceased relative on Scotts Flat Lake earlier today. The Barstad family recently suffer the loss of the family's patriarch, Norman Barstad, who had lived with the family at their Spanish Lane home.

Local Militia Attempts to Reopen Denny’s

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A Placer County self-proclaimed 'patriot militia' attempted to re-open a Newcastle Denny's restaurant.

Bilderberg Group to Meet in Sierra City in 2022

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The annual private meeting of North American and European elites known as the Bilderberg Group announced this week that they will be holding their annual conference at Herrington's Sierra Pines Resort in June of 2022.

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