The rivalry, as much as one can call it that, has a storied history. It dates back to the first time someone shrugged when asked about the meaning of life. This Great Indifferent Schism has historically seen monumental non-events such as the 'Great Maybe' of 1985 and the 'Ambivalent Accords' of 1997
From that moment on, Earl's hatred of florists only grew, and he soon found himself surrounded by like-minded individuals who shared his disdain for the floral industry. Thus, the Florist Brigades were born.
Five-year-old Sunbeam Moonrider, a free-spirited Truckee child, narrowly dodged disaster in Foragers' Fusion restaurant. Amid his chaotic romp, Rider barely avoided a molten cheese mishap while his hippie parents casually observed. The restaurant's patrons experienced anxiety and amusement during the wild evening.
A 14 month study conducted by NASA in cooperation with the Palo Alto-based Rundex Family Foundation has concluded that exposure over time to Chemtrails impacts one's ability to spell and construct a coherent argument.
The late Steve Jobs, Apple's former CEO, is now believed to be the mastermind behind Bitcoin. A secret "Jobscoin Manifesto" discovered within the Macintosh operating system reveals his vision for a decentralized digital currency, raising questions about his connection to the elusive Satoshi Nakamoto.
