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As many as a hundred sick medical tourists show up each day, clogging both the hardware store and the small clinic. The latter was already short-staffed.

Are you tired of the same old way of drinking IPA beer? Do you want to spice up your drinking experience with some off-the-wall methods? Well, look no further! Here are some unique and reasonable ways to consume your favorite IPA beer.

Texas is leading the charge to remove CRT from its animal shelters.

New research suggests the novel coronavirus irritated "murder hornets."

The warning advised users to seek appropriate table saws for woodworking tasks and to use any power instruments with care.

Fans of Noam Chomsky are frothing at the mouth, calling for a boycott of Lagunitas IPA Beer for featuring Michel Foucault on its bottles. The "sudsy skirmish" is a tongue-in-cheek reference to the famous Chomsky-Foucault debate of 1971, leading to a battle of the brews that has some academics hopping mad. With critics contending that the beer has "no inherent nature," and rumors of a rival "Chomskyan Cherry Stout," the heady climax of this brewing controversy leaves readers pondering the profound connection between beer and the nature of humanity, all served up with a side of linguistic lagers and philosophical puns.

The mysterious death of a programmer who worked on Steve Jobs' secret Bitcoin prototype, "iCoin," raises suspicions as he "jumped" from a hospital's 13th floor. Friends and family question the circumstances, since he was in good spirits and only in for a routine colonoscopy.

In a groundbreaking move, Marin County introduces its FlatuFuel Bus Services, harnessing the mighty power of kale farts to save the environment. Affluent residents, despite never boarding a bus, eagerly contribute their kale-induced flatulence to fuel the buses. This eco-friendly initiative sparks a wave of green enthusiasm, proving that one person's toot can truly make a difference in the fight against climate change.