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I Insist I Didn’t Write This Story, By Michael Stephen
I continued to write, and as the story's conclusion approached, I found myself again denying authorship.
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Thomas Pynchon spotted at California’s Lake of the Pines
Lake of the Pines, CA -- Recluse author Thomas Pynchon was spotted lounging on Lake of the...
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42 Onion Reporters Commit Suicide Due to Poor Working Conditions
Do you think your job is bad? Try working for The Onion.
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Robin Williams-Hitler DNA Mixed Up In Cloning Accident
Scientists at the esteemed New York Stem Cell Foundation accidentally mixed the DNA of Robin Williams and Adolph Hitler to disastrous results.
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Van Gogh Sues OpenAI for 27 Million Copyright Violations
The legal battle is expected to be long and complicated, with the outcome having significant implications for the future of AI and art.
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Noam Chomsky Fans Boycotting Lagunitas Beer for Featuring Michel Foucault on Bottles
Fans of Noam Chomsky are frothing at the mouth, calling for a boycott of Lagunitas IPA Beer for featuring Michel Foucault on its bottles. The "sudsy skirmish" is a tongue-in-cheek reference to the famous Chomsky-Foucault debate of 1971, leading to a battle of the brews that has some academics hopping mad. With critics contending that the beer has "no inherent nature," and rumors of a rival "Chomskyan Cherry Stout," the heady climax of this brewing controversy leaves readers pondering the profound connection between beer and the nature of humanity, all served up with a side of linguistic lagers and philosophical puns.
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John Bolton to Appear on Dancing with the Stars
The former National Security Advisor is "quite the dancer" according to close friends.
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97% Chance of Contracting Herpes at Burning Man
The Pershing County Sheriff in conjunction with other Lovelock, NV officials has published a 412 page report warning that almost 97% of Burning Man "degenerates" will contract Herpes at this year's festival.
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