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Psychic Fair Organizers Fail To Predict Catering Error
Mayhem struck the annual psychic fair held in Nevada City last weekend when organizers failed to predict a significant catering issue that left hundreds of attendees without food and beverages for the entire event.
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Finnegans Wake is an Impenetrable Piece of Crap
What's the difference between a pile of dog crap and Finnegan's Wake? You can avoid the dog crap by walking around it. I have to read and review Finnegan's Wake.
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The Fazzler Salutes Our Heroes: Lemmy Kilmister Dead at 70
Lemmy Kilmister, founding member and frontman of Motörhead. has died. He was 70 years old. Kilmister — who legendarily survived diabetes and implantation of a heart defibrillator — was diagnosed with the disease just two days ago, the band said in a statement.
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Berkshire Hathaway Revives K-tel with Post Malone Home Tattoo Kit for Kids
Berkshire Hathaway shakes the nostalgia tree, reviving K-tel Corporation with a quirky debut: The Post Malone Home Tattoo Kit for Kids. Targeting 6-16 year olds, the kit blurs the line between consumerism and satirical social commentary, leaving parents and cultural pundits debating whether it's a sign of the times or the mirror we never knew we needed to look into.
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Chronic Masturbator Makes the Wrong Kind of Jerk Chicken
According to girlfriend Denise Dabberol, Keith Barlow hasn't been himself recently.
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Mormon Graffiti Saved Man in Idaho Truck Stop
The Mormon church has been around since the mid-1800's by Joseph Smith under questionable pretenses. It has since grown to 14 million members around the world. The Mormons use all manner of recruiting tools to save souls.
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Graham Chapman’s Ashes To Come to Center For The Arts
The ashes of Graham Chapman, the very dead English comedian, writer, actor, and one of the six members of the surreal comedy group Monty Python, are coming to Grass Valley's Center for the Arts The Fazzler has learned.
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George Orwell Claims He Was Only Joking
Fans of the work, who have long seen it as a prescient warning about the dangers of authoritarianism, were taken aback by the news.
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