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The Amazing Mr. Clean Magic Eraser Fails to Prevent Existential Crisis

A creeping and gnawing feeling that something isn't right continued its steady march for the 11th consecutive year as area woman Margaret Crowley failed to find enlightenment after purchasing the amazing and revolutionary Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.

Oliver Anthony’s Secret Ingredient to Chart-topping Success: Fast Food Drive-thrus!

Farmville's country star Oliver Anthony traded his banter about burgers for a ballad on America's class divide. What began as a light-hearted jibe at drive-thrus transformed into a charged anthem after a familial challenge. While Anthony's Dodge Ram Diesel might've been waiting longer for fries, it seems America was waiting for a song like "Rich Men North of Richmond." Everything is political, even the side of fries.

Is Alex Jones Deceased Comedian Bill Hicks? [VIDEO]

After an exhaustive 20 month investigation, The Fazzler has learned that conspiracy theorist and host of infowars.com Alex Jones is quite possibly the late deceased comedian Bill Hicks.

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