Food
How to Roast a Fucking Whole Chicken, by Loretta Splitair
Question: How do you scare a Millennial?
Answer: Tell them s/he has to butcher a whole chicken.
Now I'm not talking about going out to your coop, finding an asshole hen or rooster and cutting that animal's head off, followed by a plucking.
Food
How to Cook a Fucking Rib Roast, by Loretta Splitair
3-4 Days before you cook the Roast, do this:
1. Get a digital Thermometer from your local cooking...
Commentary
Commentary: Who Do I Have to Blow to Get A Meal Delivered in this Town?
I would happily pay a delivery charge-hell, I’d even tolerate a long wait time if it meant I didn’t have to put on pants, set down my Manhattan, drag my ass downtown, put out my cigarette, and talk to people. I shouldn’t have to talk to people to eat.
Food
Jamba Juice Diet Leads to Type 2 Diabetes
Area man Jason Dubrey is now recovering from a month-long diet of Jamba Juice. Dubrey, 34, has been watching several online videos about weight loss and juice diets and decided last month to try a "30-day Juice fast."
Food
How to Make a Fucking Iceberg Lettuce Salad, by Loretta Splitair
It's time to resurrect the majesty of iceberg lettuce. And I'm here to tell you, step-by-step, how to do that.
Food
Despite the incident, Mr. Banshaft remains defiant, stating that he will continue to use self-checkout machines and argue with them whenever necessary.
Food
Atlanta Man Finds Jesus in Chick-fil-A Sandwich
A North Atlanta man almost bit off more than he could chew.
Food
Area Woman Claims Coffee Can Kill You
North San Juan, CA -- We all love our morning cup of coffee, but Merrilee Longshoes has...
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