Food

Hippie Kid Runs Through Restaurant

Five-year-old Sunbeam Moonrider, a free-spirited Truckee child, narrowly dodged disaster in Foragers' Fusion restaurant. Amid his chaotic romp, Rider barely avoided a molten cheese mishap while his hippie parents casually observed. The restaurant's patrons experienced anxiety and amusement during the wild evening.

David Wolfe Caught with Snickers Bar

Raw foodist, promoter of alternative medicine, entrepreneur and "sacred" chocolate purveyor David Wolfe was caught on camera sneaking a Snickers candy bar into his mouth.

Gov. Jerry Brown Hangs Rainbow State Flag Outside Irvine In-n-Out Burger

At a grand opening of an In-n-Out burger in Irvine this morning, California Governor Jerry Brown unveiled a and LGBT Pride version of the State's flag. The event, which is supposed to coincide with the State's June celebration of LGBT pride month.

Study: Bacon Can Prevent Heart Attacks

A longitudinal study by the Palo Alto-based Rundex Family Foundation sponsored by the Bacon Processors of America or BPA has suggested that eating as much as 1lb of cured, processed bacon per day might prevent a heart attack.

How To Ripen an Avocado By Shoving It Up Your Ass, by Loretta Splittair

If you have a love/hate relationship with avocados like I do, stick around. I have a tip that will not only help you with unripe avocados, but also make you the talk of the dinner table, of your asshole friends on Facebook or whatever.

How to Roast a Fucking Whole Chicken, by Loretta Splitair

Question: How do you scare a Millennial? Answer: Tell them s/he has to butcher a whole chicken. Now I'm not talking about going out to your coop, finding an asshole hen or rooster and cutting that animal's head off, followed by a plucking.

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