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Elon Musk’s chaotic takeover of the U.S. government sparks disaster as he scrambles to understand basic civics, fires Congress, and beta-tests laws—while frantically reading Government for Dummies at 40,000 feet.

A reporter for the Associated Press has come into possession of documentation indicating the extensive renovation work currently being carried out on the White House may include an unexpected alteration.

President Trump blames Team USA's hockey loss to Canada on Trudeau's alleged "wiretaps" and fake ice, unveiling doctored footage with a Sharpie, claiming victory in a bizarre Oval Office rant.

NYC Mayor Eric Adams keeps invoking Jesus amid scandals, but divine sources confirm Christ has blocked his prayers, issued a cease-and-desist, and may reconsider NYC’s existence altogether. Heavenly Yelp review incoming.

In a Las Vegas summit, Carrot Top and Larry the Cable Guy negotiate Ukraine peace talks, sidelining Zelenskyy. Featuring prop diplomacy, casino chaos, and satire sharper than a novelty yo-yo.

A Manteca, CA man is lucky to be alive following an encounter with a Boeing 737.

Former President Donald Trump inspected a chemtrail-equipped Boeing 767 at Andrews Air Force Base, vowing to dismantle the controversial program. Joined by Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, Trump aims to redirect funds to infrastructure and his border wall. The plan faces significant hurdles, including Congressional approval and Senate resistance, but anti-chemtrail activists are cautiously optimistic.

A local Norwegian family from the Cascade Shores housing development is in hot water for attempting to cremate a deceased relative on Scotts Flat Lake earlier today. The Barstad family recently suffer the loss of the family's patriarch, Norman Barstad, who had lived with the family at their Spanish Lane home.

A Placer County self-proclaimed 'patriot militia' attempted to re-open a Newcastle Denny's restaurant.

The annual private meeting of North American and European elites known as the Bilderberg Group announced this week that they will be holding their annual conference at Herrington's Sierra Pines Resort in June of 2022.