Food
The Fazzler Review: Brunswick Basin’s Food is Crap
And that created a problem: what to do with a drained, formerly crap-filled lake? The answer was obvious. Fill it in with more crap like corporate stores, fast food joints and gasoline stations. Out with the old, and in with the same old shit.
Living
Military Officials: “No Measurable Outbreak” in Cedar Creek, CA
Officials are urging calm stating that there is no "significant outbreak" in Cedar Creek, CA.
Food
Illinois Farmer Donates Entire Unsold Soybean Crop to Local Food Bank
A Dixon farmer came up with a charitable solution for his unsold soybeans.
Food
Goodwill Denies Reselling Dog Shit in Plastic Bags
Goodwill industries is denying that it packaged dog feces for resale.
Food
GOP Outrage Over Snicker’s Dick Vein Reaches Fever Pitch
Hershey, PA -- The GOP is in an uproar over a new Snickers candy bar that has...
Art
Review: I’d Rather Eat Nails Than Listen to Glass Houses by Billy Joel
Glass Houses features louder, not loud guitars, bigger drum mixes, and the same shitty lyrics that pollute the rest of his albums. And the cherry on top of the poop sundae is Joel decided to mix in a saxophone apparently to provide some glue between his predictable hooks.
Regional News
Lake Berryessa Glory Hole Swallows Elderly Gambling Bus
A group of elderly gamblers had a little more excitement than they bargained for.
Living
Portland Man Sent to ER After Asking for Sandwich
Jake Mooney of Portland, Oregon found himself in the Emergency Room this past week after asking his now former girlfriend to make him a sandwich.
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