Living
Giant Jesus Apologizes For Crushing Several Washington D.C. Tourists
Giant Jesus, the Son of Man and part of the three-person God, has apologized for accidentally crushing dozens of people during his appearance at the National Mall this week.
Living
Amazon Warehouses Now Issuing Adult Diapers to Workers
Amazon.com announced that it would be providing adult diapers for all of its fulfillment center workers.
Art
The Fazzler Salutes Our Heroes: Paul Horner Dead at 76
Fake-news pioneer Paul Horner, whose hoaxes drew international attention on the Internet and during the 2016 presidential election, died in Phoenix on Sept. 18, officials confirmed. He was 76-ish.
Art
Lake of the Pines Woman Reuses Christmas Tree All Year
Lake of the Pines, CA -- Area Woman Margaret Porter reuses her artificial Christmas Tree all year...
Chemtrails
23 Things You Should Never Put in Your Refrigerator
We all know what we need to be keep refrigerated. However, has anyone ever told you what not to refrigerate? Well never fear, The Fazzler is here to help. Our crack team has assembled the 23 most common things you should never put in your refrigerator.
Earth News
Why You Should ‘Kombucha Douche’ Like Gwyneth Paltrow
According to a contributor on Gwyneth Paltrow's alternative blog Goop.com, you should consider a personal hygiene regime that the actress has used for years: the kombucha douche.
Food
Are Tomatoes Grown with ChatGPT Safe? The Unseen Danger Lurking in Your Salad
Pasadena residents are embroiled in a bizarre controversy, debating the safety of tomatoes grown with the help of OpenAI's ChatGPT. Despite no scientific evidence suggesting danger, "ChatGPT-Free Tomatoes" signs have begun to appear in local stores.
Music
The Rock-afire Explosion Reunion Timeline
Born from the ashes of the Wolf Pack 5 and the Hard Luck Bears, The Rock-afire Explosion blew up the eighties, leaving a generation of face-melted preteens in its wake.
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