Living
The Fazzler Salutes Our Heroes: Glenn Frey, Dead at 67
Glenn Frey, a founding member and guitarist of the Eagles, has died The Fazzler has learned. We're told the cause of death was a combination of complications from rheumatoid arthritis, acute ulcerative colitis, and pneumonia.
Living
Area Woman Insists on Medical Marijuana for Anesthesia
After meeting with her surgeon at Sutter Roseville Medical Center in Roseville, CA, 38 year old Nevada City resident Melinda Harborshauer insisted that she be allowed to use medical marijuana for both anesthesia and post operation pain management.
Food
Medical Study Will Pay You to Eat Gas Station Food
A new study will pay you up to $40/day to eat gas station food.
Living
Jerry and Elaine Discuss New Research on Dry Humping Self-Checkout Machines
"I don't know, Jerry. I've heard some pretty weird things that are supposed to be good for stress management."
Living
DeSantis Declares Florida Now Borders Mexico
They had snacks and maps and a free trip. What average American gets a free trip to Martha's Vineyard," said DeSantis.
Food
Area Man Discovers Chihuahua in Subway Sandwich
According to witnesses at the scene, Mr. Guzman screeched like a little girl upon discovering the friendly Chihuahua, which startled the Subway customers waiting in line and the "Sandwich Artists" behind the counter.
Earth News
Whoppers, KFC, and the Taliban: A Cray Tale from Guantanamo Bay
The information he gave up could shake the foundations of the Taliban's operations.
Living
Home Depot Promises to Sponsor 129 Miles of Border Wall if Trump is Re-elected
What makes Home Depot's announcement novel is not that they're funding sections of the wall but rather how they will do it.
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