Music
Local Guitarist Accepts Demotion to Bass
A brave guitar player has agreed to "take one for the team."
Food
Agoraphobic Grocery Shopper Pens Best-selling Weight Loss Book
A California man has turned his fear into profit.
Living
A California Man Commits Suicide During Karaoke Night
Tragedy struck earlier this week when a man took his own life in a local bar. Oceanside, California's Fremont Bar and Grill was having it's Saturday karaoke with it's usual mix of locals and Japanese tourists.
Living
Area Woman Attempts To Save Old Bridge By Getting It to Accept Jesus Christ
Danni Schlozmeyer of Grass Valley thinks she can save the historic Bridgeport covered bridge by getting it to accept Jesus Christ as its personal savior.
Living
Many Billionaires Warn Americans of the Dangers of Socialism
For their part, most Americans cherish their billionaire overlords.
Art
Passion of the Christ to be Made into a Lego Movie
Warner Brothers Entertainment announced that it plans on making a Lego version of the Passion of Jesus which will premiere in December 2017 shortly before Christmas.
Art
Man to Write James Joycean Account of Nevada City
Roy Riffle recently announced to a small crowd of Millennials at an area coffee shop that he intended to write the town's equivalent of James Joyce's Ulysses.
Art
Mattel Scraps Plans for Seeking Arrangement Barbie
Mattelâ„¢ Corporation announced this week that they were scrapping plans for a new "Seeking Arrangement Barbie" who uses her ravishing good looks and high sexual availability to attract the financial lavishments and amorous attentions of fiscally secure older men.
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