Living
Parents Sue Fortnite for $42 Million Claiming Emotional Distress
It's unclear how the parent group arrived at the $42 million number. The class now involves 420 parents who seek relief from the game's publisher.
Living
NFL Books King Diamond for Superbowl 52
Responding to outrage over Beyonce's halftime performance at Superbowl 50, officials at the National Football League (NFL) have stated their intent to host Danish heavy metal artist King Diamond at Superbowl 51.
Alternative
Wikileaks Releases the Gay Agenda
Conservatives immediately called for a Congressional investigation.
Chemtrails
Study: Minecraft Causes Autism
A 2 year study conducted by the Palo Alto, CA-based Rundex Family Foundation and sponsored by the Family Research Council (FRC) has determined that the popular childhood game Minecraft might cause Autism.
Art
The Media Tells the Media Not to Trust the Media
Over the past few months, the media has been blaming the media for all of the media's problems.
Earth News
AC/DC Ties Axl Rose to Chair With Amazing Results [VIDEO]
AC/DC has found that restraining Axl Rose to a chair produced amazing results. According to stage hands back stage, Mr. Rose was not aware of the plot to restrain him to a chair until moments before the show began on Saturday night.
Living
Ron Desantis Signs Bill to Store Nuclear Waste at Disney World
Florida's Governor DeSantis signs the "Magic Kingdom Meltdown Act," allowing nuclear waste storage at Disney World. Goofy, now the head of the Radioactive Barrel Brigade, accidentally spills barrels of waste near Cinderella Castle. DeSantis remains optimistic, suggesting new radioactive attractions for the park while brushing off safety concerns.
Food
How to Cook a Fucking Rib Roast, by Loretta Splitair
3-4 Days before you cook the Roast, do this:
1. Get a digital Thermometer from your local cooking...
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