A 2 year study conducted by the Palo Alto, CA-based Rundex Family Foundation and sponsored by the Family Research Council (FRC) has determined that the popular childhood game Minecraft might cause Autism.
AC/DC has found that restraining Axl Rose to a chair produced amazing results. According to stage hands back stage, Mr. Rose was not aware of the plot to restrain him to a chair until moments before the show began on Saturday night.
Florida's Governor DeSantis signs the "Magic Kingdom Meltdown Act," allowing nuclear waste storage at Disney World. Goofy, now the head of the Radioactive Barrel Brigade, accidentally spills barrels of waste near Cinderella Castle. DeSantis remains optimistic, suggesting new radioactive attractions for the park while brushing off safety concerns.
The move has been met with overwhelming support from the community, with most of the town praising the school for its commitment to religious education and safety.
I would happily pay a delivery charge-hell, I’d even tolerate a long wait time if it meant I didn’t have to put on pants, set down my Manhattan, drag my ass downtown, put out my cigarette, and talk to people. I shouldn’t have to talk to people to eat.
