Food
How to Make a Fucking Iceberg Lettuce Salad, by Loretta Splitair
It's time to resurrect the majesty of iceberg lettuce. And I'm here to tell you, step-by-step, how to do that.
Art
CEO Admits “The Beyond” In Bed, Bath & Beyond Refers to Bi-Curious Males
The home retail giant's announcement has rocked the industry.
Living
Yoko Ono To Cover Dark Side of The Moon
Yoko Ono announced today that she is releasing a cover album of Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon.
National News
Jogger Wounded by Falling Bitcoin Near Empire State Building
That weight came to bear on a New York jogger's head as she exercised her morning run through the financial district of Manhattan.
Earth News
Queen Stuns Private Buckingham Palace Audience With 16 Minute Sitar Jam
According to reports inside Buckingham Palace, Queen Elizabeth II of England surprised a private gathering today when she played 3 songs on the sitar.
Food
Despite the incident, Mr. Banshaft remains defiant, stating that he will continue to use self-checkout machines and argue with them whenever necessary.
Satire
Supply Chain Issues Linked to Massive Cat Attacks
Department of Defense officials say they are taking "humane steps" to help "mitigate the threat."
Food
Atlanta Man Finds Jesus in Chick-fil-A Sandwich
A North Atlanta man almost bit off more than he could chew.
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