Earth News
Tupac/Osama bin Laden Team Up for New Album
After years of industry speculation and rumor, American superstar rapper Tupac Shakur and renown international terrorist Osama bin Laden have joined forces for the first time to create the world's first cross-cultural rap album.
Food
Area Woman Claims Coffee Can Kill You
North San Juan, CA -- We all love our morning cup of coffee, but Merrilee Longshoes has...
Food
Donner Party Family Buffet to Open in Truckee, CA
Local entrepreneur Robert Mincy is looking to cash in on Truckee's booming economy by opening a family-style buffet on the Eastern shore of Donner Lake.
Art
Sesame Street Reluctantly Gives Directions to Itself
The famous children's television street finally had to breakdown and give directions to itself.
Food
2 Kilos of Cocaine Found at Sacramento Goodwill Bins
Area Goodwill treasure hunters Darlene and Jameson Delray found more than a broken Keurig coffee maker and used designer jeans over the weekend.
Earth News
Humans Flock to Mars for Affordable Housing, as the Extraterrestrial Real Estate Market Booms
Martian real estate market explodes as Earth's housing prices skyrocket! Desperate homebuyers find budget-friendly options on the Red Planet. Critics question the lack of infrastructure, but settlers remain undeterred.
Living
“Racists aren’t the real racists. You’re the real racist,” Says Area Racist
Merton Davies knows a racist when he sees one.
Living
Smoking While Pregnant Increases Child’s Risk Of Being An Asshole
The results have been published on the CDC website.
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