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Joni Mitchell Cured of Morgellons, Claims Dr. Joseph Mercola

According to renowned alternative medicine proponent Dr. Joseph Mercola, pop star Joni Mitchell has been cured of Morgellons Disease after a 15 month treatment using a variety of products purchased from his his website Mercola.com.

Seth Rogan Assaulted at “Sausage Party” Premiere

Rogan attended a premiere at a small theater in the LA suburb of Ontario. The event was attended by over 100 gay men who had apparently gotten the wrong message.

Old St. Louis Stadium to be Site of New Ferguson Jail

The City of St. Louis and Rams team owner Stan Kroenke has made steps to offset the ballooning costs by converting the old and perfectly functional Edwards Jones Dome into a modern prison facility.

Area Woman Thoughtfully Fondles Eggs

The Fazzler caught up with Ms. Williams at the egg stand on her weekly shopping trip for groceries. She was thoughtfully fondling the eggs.

KVMR DJ Falls Asleep During Radio Broadcast

A KVMR broadcaster accidentally fell asleep during her overnight Native American flute show American Timbres which broadcasts from 2am to 5am. Around 3:30am listeners reported that the popular local radio station "went dead" and all they could hear was the soft, yet distinct sound of gentle snoring.

“I Prefer Republicans to Democrats,” Coronavirus Claims

The usually non-partisan COVID-19 coronavirus has found a deep friendship with the Republican Party.

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