Music
Morrissey to Replace Bono on Upcoming U2 Tour
The former lead singer of the 1980s new wave band The Smiths is helping out some old friends.
Alternative
The re-elect Desantis campaign jumped into action only to find itself unable to attack the Chinese-Venezuelan athlete.
Food
Amazon.com Pantry to Offer Livestock
Amazon.com announced late Friday afternoon that it planned to use its popular "Prime Pantry" service to start shipping Livestock directly to consumers.
Music
Ted Nugent Shouts Allahu Akbar! After Blowing Up Marshall Stack
Judging by his antics during last night's blistering performance at Eagle's Lake Bingo & Casino, County Fair rocker Ted Nugent wholeheartedly agrees with President Trump's executive order banning Muslims from entering the United States.
Art
Denis Leary to Tour with Newly Discovered Bill Hicks Jokes
American comedian Denis Leary announced that he would embark on his first comedy tour in over 15 years after he recently discovered a vault containing over 3000 unused Bill Hicks jokes.
Music
Chris Rock Accidentally Runs Over DJ Jazzy Jeff
DJ Jazzy Jeff was rushed to the hospital with serious injuries but is expected to make a full recovery. Rock, meanwhile, was left shaken by the incident.
Living
Marcia Brady Hospitalized For Measles Complications
Marcia Brady is stable condition after initially ignoring the dangers of the Measles.
Food
How to Make Fucking Refried Beans, by Loretta Splitair
Your parenting guilt is easily fixed with the following recipe that not only your children will love, but it makes a kick-ass pot of refried beans.
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