In what some are calling some of the Vermont Senator's greatest achievements, Bernie Sanders took to the chamber floors yesterday afternoon to introduce what he's calling the Enchirito Restoration Act of 2017 which seeks to force fast food giant to re-introduce the enchilada-like item on its menu.
According to sources close to Bernie Sanders, the Senator of Vermont has agreed to portray MIT Linguist and Social Scientist Noam Chomsky in an upcoming biopic.
Citing both an improving economy and slightly increased air traffic, Cinnabon, the nation's largest chain of of cinnamon-rolls producing bakeries has announced plans to open it's first local store at the Nevada County Airport.
After spending over 12 hours "researching" ailments on the Internet, Shelly Wagner of Grass Valley, CA has determined that she has Celiac Disease. As the mother of two children, she has been feeling low on energy recently. So she took to the Internet to figure out what's wrong with her.
The artist known as Prince, then as nothing, then as Prince again, who pioneered the Minneapolis sound and took on the music industry in his fight for creative freedom, died Thursday at age 57.
