Living
The Fazzler Review: Travelin’ Man by Ricky Nelson
I was originally going to review the latest Die Antwoord album Donker Mag, which I am extremely fond...
Living
Gun Violence Caused by Assholes Not the Mentally Ill, Study Claims
A groundbreaking study reveals the true cause of gun violence.
Living
Area “Sheepbull” Sadly Put Down
After making a go of it in the real world, the world's only "Sheep-bull" was sadly put down after aggressively attacking a local gardener's tomato plants. This is the third such incident in the past three months that involved the hybrid animal affectionately called "Tegan" by it's owners.
Food
The Fazzler Review: Boomtown Famous Lobster Buffet
Like all buffets in casinos, there is a great deal of fanfare before one reaches the restaurant, which is typically buried in a obscure location within the bowels of the building. I have to admit, I was excited seeing all of the billboards on my approach.
Living
Giant Jesus Christ Goes on Rollercoaster Rampage at Six Flags!
This incident raises questions about security measures at theme parks and how they handle situations involving giant, destructive individuals.
Art
42 Onion Reporters Commit Suicide Due to Poor Working Conditions
Do you think your job is bad? Try working for The Onion.
Alternative
Coronavirus Shows Promise in Killing Carnivorous ‘Murder Hornets’
New research suggests the novel coronavirus irritated "murder hornets."
Art
Robin Williams-Hitler DNA Mixed Up In Cloning Accident
Scientists at the esteemed New York Stem Cell Foundation accidentally mixed the DNA of Robin Williams and Adolph Hitler to disastrous results.
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