Living
Area Misanthrope Finds Purpose In New Home Depot Job
An area misanthrope has found his dream job at Home Depot.
Living
Joel Osteen Now Offering Payday Loans
"It's God's will for you to live in prosperity instead of poverty," said Mr. Osteen commenting on his new enterprise.
Music
Caltech Physicist: Rock N’ Roll Actually Euphemism For Fornication
According to CalTech astrophysicist Dr. Tral Aldrich, there is a distinct possibility that the popular form of music known as 'Rock N' Roll' is really just a euphemism for fornication.
Living
Supermassive Black Hole At Center of Galaxy Reminds Us Of Your Mom
Black holes gobble up galactic material, like your mom.
Living
Nevada City Woman Smudges House
A Nevada City woman has smudged her house in hopes of removing any "bad energy" left by the previous owners. Beverly "Indica" Anderson recently "smudged" her home on Orchard Street after she believed that the previous occupants deposited negative vibes into the home.
Food
Republicans Propose Shocking Plan to Run Government “Just Like AOL or Sears or Sambo’s”
"We must run the government like a business," said Rep. Jim Jordan.
Living
Liberals Pushing Education to Undermine Trump
Several liberal groups are pushing for increased education to combat President Trump.
Living
“I don’t see no color,” Says Area Racist
A disabled Baltimore welder makes a case for being "color blind."
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