In a surreal twist of presidential one-upmanship, Biden credits Trump for economic highs, Trump tips his hat to Obama, and Obama sends a nod back to Eisenhower, turning the White House into a time-traveling hall of economic mirrors.
The unmistakable funk wafting through the aisles of a local Goodwill has left shoppers wrinkling their noses in disgust and curiosity. Despite a thorough investigation, the source of the smell remains as elusive as a bargain in peak thrifting season.
After what people are calling the most successful and exciting Consumer Electronics Show (CES) in 2023, organizers of the yearly festival have announced that rock legend Kurt Cobain will close out the 2024 3-day event in holographic form sponsored by Samsung.
The Comedy Institute, after realizing the error, issued a red-faced retraction and apology, attributing the mishap to a "catastrophic categorization calamity."
Amazon.com announced late Friday afternoon that it planned to use its popular "Prime Pantry" service to start shipping Livestock directly to consumers.
