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Bro on Bro Violence Plagues Hipster Community
Tim Schorer is a hipster who's had his man bun scalped in the escalating Bro violence.
Local News
Attention-starved Local Man Starts #allgenitalsmatter Movement
In retaliation to the "Me Too" posts on Facebook, Penn Valley local Trent Turco has created the #allgenitalsmatter movement.
National News
Richard Simmons Releases New Video, “Transitioning To The Oldies”
Today Simmons announced that he is releasing a new video for other "transitioning" people. It will be titled, "Transtioning To The Oldies."
Local News
Nevada City Film Festival to Premiere Michael Moore’s Film “Arm The Homeless”
Reusable Tote Bags available for purchase during this weekend's NCFF.
Nevada City, CA -- The Nevada City Film Festival...
Food
Denny’s To Charge For Premium Service
Denny's is adding a "tiered" service menu to generate more revenue and attract new customers: good service, decent service, or regular terrible service. The program is set to roll out in select cities next week.
National News
Sandy Hook Crisis Actor Disappears in Prison
An inmate at the co-ed Saint Applewhite Prison has gone missing, leaving officials laughing and explaining that she probably never existed in the first place.
Chemtrails
New Study: Chemtrails Are Great For Your Complexion
At Sierra Community College in Grass Valley, CA, science student Sandra Willis has made an ironic discovery about the utility of chemtrails: they are great for your complexion. Unfortunately, Sandra Willis' discovery might sway naysayers into the pro-chemtrail camp.
Living
Bill Hicks Kills Off Unpopular “Alex Jones” Character/Says Joke No Longer Funny
In what some consider to be the longest running prank in the modern era has come to an abrupt end this week when famed comedian Bill Hicks finally killed off his controversial and unpopular character Alex Jones claiming "it's not funny anymore."
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