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Study: Minecraft Causes Autism
A 2 year study conducted by the Palo Alto, CA-based Rundex Family Foundation and sponsored by the Family Research Council (FRC) has determined that the popular childhood game Minecraft might cause Autism.
Art
The Media Tells the Media Not to Trust the Media
Over the past few months, the media has been blaming the media for all of the media's problems.
National News
USA Paralympic Team Refuses to Stand During Star Spangled Banner!
A controversy erupted over the weekend when the United States Paralympics Team refused to stand for the National Anthem during their annual fall tryouts.
Living
Ron Desantis Signs Bill to Store Nuclear Waste at Disney World
Florida's Governor DeSantis signs the "Magic Kingdom Meltdown Act," allowing nuclear waste storage at Disney World. Goofy, now the head of the Radioactive Barrel Brigade, accidentally spills barrels of waste near Cinderella Castle. DeSantis remains optimistic, suggesting new radioactive attractions for the park while brushing off safety concerns.
National News
Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) released a statement saying that we're doomed and have no hope.
Living
Meet the Texas Middle School That Replaced Textbooks with Bibles
The move has been met with overwhelming support from the community, with most of the town praising the school for its commitment to religious education and safety.
National News
Skinny Jeans Fail to Subvert the Dominant Paradigm
Area hipster and self-proclaimed postmodern social justice warrior David "Riddle Me" Shoreston has given up his attempts to "subvert the dominant paradigm" with several deliberate act of protest which include his skinny jeans.
Local News
Fan Claims Nickelback’s Music Prevents COVID-19
It turns out, Nickelback is good for at least one thing.
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