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Wolf Blitzer Suicide Blamed on Shocking MAD Magazine Memo
Pioneering news publication MAD magazine has admitted to "making some things up" during the past 65 years. The news, which was leaked to the press this week by a former disgruntled employee, sent shock waves through the news business and has resulted in the suicide deaths of two journalists.
Art
BLM Sends Rip Taylor to Decorate Occupied Oregon Building
The Bureau of Land Management of BLM announced in a prepared press release that they had no other choice but to order American actor and comedian Rip Taylor to decorate the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge.
Living
John Denver: The Untold Story of a Vietnam Sniper
Of course, such revelations of such a gentle pop singer being a vicious and calculating killer are shocking to some.
National News
Area Family Circumcises Their Pet Dog
The new procedure is aimed to ease the minds of families wanting to get rid of the "red rocket" that could raise some uncomfortable questions from young children.
Alternative
Rand Paul Under Fire For Accepting Stimulus Money
The usually anti-government Senator from Kentucky says there's nothing wrong with taking federal stimulus money.
National News
Roy Moore’s Appearance as Santa at Alabama Mall Raises Concerns
Christmas shoppers at Fairfield's Western Hills Mall were surprised today by the appearance of Senatorial Candidate Roy Moore dressed as Santa Claus. According to a Moore campaign spokesperson, the controversial Republican wanted to show how Malls across Alabama welcome him.
Food
Jamba Juice Diet Leads to Type 2 Diabetes
Area man Jason Dubrey is now recovering from a month-long diet of Jamba Juice. Dubrey, 34, has been watching several online videos about weight loss and juice diets and decided last month to try a "30-day Juice fast."
Art
CEO Admits “The Beyond” In Bed, Bath & Beyond Refers to Bi-Curious Males
The home retail giant's announcement has rocked the industry.
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