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Julian Assange On Hunger Strike Until his Gender Is Recognized

The founder of Wikileaks Julian Assange has begun a hunger strike and has vowed to not eat until his gender has been recognized. Assange has chosen the gender of male, and the sub gender of man.

Theo Huxtable To Replace Cosby As Jell-O Spokesman

Kraft Foods, makers of the popular gelatin dessert food thing Jell-O announced on Friday that it would be replacing long-time spokesman Bill Cosby with former Cosby Show son Theo Huxtable.

Mayweather and McGregor To Wear Rompers During Fight

Conor McGregor and Floyd Mayweather will come together in an epic boxing match on August 26. The fight is expected to earn the fighters upwards of $180 million dollars, but it is not what the fight would mean if Mayweather loses that has captivated audiences.

VA Claim Backlog Adds To Veteran Suicide Rate

Many veterans have simply given up hope. Rob told The Fazzler that he still has other body injuries, but he cannot afford the treatment. He also knows the claim may never be processed, so why try? He simply lives with the pain everyday.

Wolf Blitzer Suicide Blamed on Shocking MAD Magazine Memo

Pioneering news publication MAD magazine has admitted to "making some things up" during the past 65 years. The news, which was leaked to the press this week by a former disgruntled employee, sent shock waves through the news business and has resulted in the suicide deaths of two journalists.

BLM Sends Rip Taylor to Decorate Occupied Oregon Building

The Bureau of Land Management of BLM announced in a prepared press release that they had no other choice but to order American actor and comedian Rip Taylor to decorate the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge.

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