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Jogger Wounded by Falling Bitcoin Near Empire State Building
That weight came to bear on a New York jogger's head as she exercised her morning run through the financial district of Manhattan.
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Garbage Collector Tired Of Finding Dead Bodies
James Fettorcini is a trash collector in the Bronx, NY. He holds the official Department of Waste record for most dead bodies found.
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Jenny McCarthy To Promote Autism Awareness By Sleeping With 920 Men In One Day
Today McCarthy announced that she will have sex with 920 men in one day to take the world record for most sexual partners in one day. She plans to use the publicity to bring awareness to autism.
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Jerry Falwell Jr. Encourages Students to Watch Gay Porn to “Keep an Eye on Deviants”
The President of the conservative Christian Liberty University had some odd words for his students.
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Oakland Police To Trade In Their Guns For Paintball Pistols
The community of Oakland has applauded the move to non-lethal weapons and has a riot planned for Saturday this week to celebrate the decision.
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American Celebrities Travel to Syria To Act as Human Shields
A civil war has plagued the country of Syria for 6 years. It has created hundreds of thousands of refugees. But today, their prayers have been answered. American celebrities Dustin "Screech" Diamond, Tom Green, Snooki and Andy Dick have arrived in Syria to act as human shields to prevent more American bombings.
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West Virginia Introduces Rapist Bill of Rights
West Virginia announced new legislation granting recognition to the previously nonexistent paternal rights of rapist fathers both in and out of prison.
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“Racists aren’t the real racists. You’re the real racist,” Says Area Racist
Merton Davies knows a racist when he sees one.
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