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Exposed: Japan Earthquake A HAARP Prank Gone Wrong
Gakona, AK --Earthquakes have rattled the island country of Japan since its birth. So it was no...
Local News
New Photographic Evidence Suggests Wright Brothers Not First to Flight
For over a hundred years, many Grass Valley locals have maintained that the Wright Brothers famous 1903 flight at Kittyhawk, North Carolina was the second time in humans flew in an airplane.
National News
Nibiru Expected to be a 2022 Trending Baby Name
According to the National Institutes of Health, which tracks such data, many new parents in the face of the general pessimism following what many are calling 2021's horrible events have taken to channel their frustrations in new and creative ways.
National News
Spongebob Squarepants Homeless After Coral Reef Bleached
The entire cast has been uprooted from their homes suffering from bleaching, the only structure left standing is the Krusty Krabb Restaurant. Mr. Krabbs has began charging the displaced residents for sitting in his restaurant.
Art
Joni Mitchell Cured of Morgellons, Claims Dr. Joseph Mercola
According to renowned alternative medicine proponent Dr. Joseph Mercola, pop star Joni Mitchell has been cured of Morgellons Disease after a 15 month treatment using a variety of products purchased from his his website Mercola.com.
Art
Seth Rogan Assaulted at “Sausage Party” Premiere
Rogan attended a premiere at a small theater in the LA suburb of Ontario. The event was attended by over 100 gay men who had apparently gotten the wrong message.
Living
Old St. Louis Stadium to be Site of New Ferguson Jail
The City of St. Louis and Rams team owner Stan Kroenke has made steps to offset the ballooning costs by converting the old and perfectly functional Edwards Jones Dome into a modern prison facility.
Living
“I Prefer Republicans to Democrats,” Coronavirus Claims
The usually non-partisan COVID-19 coronavirus has found a deep friendship with the Republican Party.
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