The Babylon Bee, in a display of wit akin to a drowsy opossum, has recently grasped the notion that it is, in fact, a "satire" site. This epiphany permits them to persist in producing offensive content, hidden safely behind the veil of humor. Reminiscent of bigots from yesteryear who found humor in the plight of vulnerable communities, the Bee wields humor as a weapon instead of a tool for enlightenment, further entrenching prejudices in today's quarrelsome media environment.
The galaxy is calling to you via four-dimensional superstructures. Can you hear it? Although you may not realize it, you are astral. It can be difficult to know where to begin.
The rivalry, as much as one can call it that, has a storied history. It dates back to the first time someone shrugged when asked about the meaning of life. This Great Indifferent Schism has historically seen monumental non-events such as the 'Great Maybe' of 1985 and the 'Ambivalent Accords' of 1997
