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Inside Elon Musk’s Bid to Buy the Roman Colosseum and Move it to Texas
Elon Musk's audacious plan to relocate the Roman Colosseum to Austin, Texas, transforming it into a modern sports arena with fast food chains, creating a unique fusion of ancient history and American consumer culture.
Food
Biden and Trump Agree to Debate at Fort Wayne Sizzler
In an unprecedented political move, Joe Biden and Donald Trump will hold their next debate at Fort Wayne's Sizzler, amidst the nostalgic décor of the 1970s. As Biden articulates his points, Trump, embodying the informal setting, casually reaches for a snack from the iconic salad bar—a visual metaphor for the unexpected and unconventional nature of this political showdown.
Satire
Joe Biden Dons New ‘Fro Look’ to Court African American Voters
In a bewildering bid to win African American votes, President Joe Biden sported an afro at a rally in Atlanta, sparking mixed reactions and a social media frenzy over his outlandish new look.
Editorial
Economic Boomerang: Biden Throws Credit to Trump, Hits Obama, and Lands on Eisenhower
In a surreal twist of presidential one-upmanship, Biden credits Trump for economic highs, Trump tips his hat to Obama, and Obama sends a nod back to Eisenhower, turning the White House into a time-traveling hall of economic mirrors.
National News
McCarthy’s Career Vibrates to a Halt Amidst Bakersfield Buzz
Bakersfield, CA resident Jasper Caldwell uncovered a massive collection of antique vibrators in a forgotten storage unit, previously owned by Kevin McCarthy. Photos found amidst the collection have tied the former Speaker to the scandalous discovery, sending shockwaves through the community.
Commentary
Harvard President Claudine Gay resigns, citing conflicts with the artistic direction of pop icon Taylor Swift.
Editorial
Kansas Criminal’s Bid to Dodge the Law with Presidential Run
Meet Rusty Fields, Kansas' most notorious criminal who's now eyeing the presidency. His brazen campaign is rewriting the rules, sparking outrage, amusement, and a national debate on justice and politics. A must-read for those fascinated by the absurdities of modern politics.
Satire
State Officials Concerned About Nevada City’s Wet Market
State and Federal health officials are concerned about Nevada City, CA's "alternative" market.
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