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Ron Desantis Signs Bill to Store Nuclear Waste at Disney World
Florida's Governor DeSantis signs the "Magic Kingdom Meltdown Act," allowing nuclear waste storage at Disney World. Goofy, now the head of the Radioactive Barrel Brigade, accidentally spills barrels of waste near Cinderella Castle. DeSantis remains optimistic, suggesting new radioactive attractions for the park while brushing off safety concerns.
Satire
Critical Race Theory is Turning Kids into Nickelback Fans
The news has also been met with outrage from random people in Florida.
Weird
Area Woman Not Sure Why She’s in the Starbucks Drive-Thru
Cedar Ridge resident and frequent Starbucks patron Janet Williams didn't remember why she was in the popular chain's drive-thru located on Freeman Lane.
Weird
Truckee Man Could Use a Little Help
After a recent snowstorm, Truckee resident Jamie Igo found himself in trouble.
Satire
Jehovah’s Witnesses Know You’re Home Right Now
The current shelter-in-place orders are a "target-rich" environment for Jehovah's Witnesses.
Weird
Nevada City Woman Has Longest Hyphenated Name in USA
Katherine Lucy-Elizabeth Tatum-Stonehousefelder in her Nevada City, CA Office. She claims to have the longest hyphenated name in the United States.
Alternative
Toddler Proposes ‘String Cheese Theory’ of the Universe
Jackie's theory has already caused a stir in the scientific community, with some experts hailing it as a revolutionary new way of thinking about the nature of reality.
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