Satire
Massive Wildfire Started by Local Waterslide Park
"I can't believe someone would be so irresponsible as to start a fire at a waterslide park," said one concerned citizen. "What were they thinking?"
Satire
Exclusive Covid Hospital for Unvaxxed Accepting Patients as Soon as Monday
The new COVID ward is scheduled to open its doors at the beginning of next week. There will be a ribbon-cutting ceremony.
Satire
Graham Chapman’s Ashes To Visit the Center For The Arts
The ashes of Graham Chapman, the very dead English comedian, writer, actor, and one of the six members of the surreal comedy group Monty Python, are coming to Grass Valley's Center for the Arts.
Earth News
Area Delivery Man Unphased by Billionaire’s Deaths
Delivery man Jeff Hanks, busy delivering eccentric edibles to Marin County's wealthiest, remains unmoved by recent submersible disaster claiming five billionaires' lives. His main concern? The edibility of his forgotten sandwich. As billionaires met a deep-sea end, Hanks continues his rounds, tackling steep driveways and 'No Deliveries' signs.
Satire
US Navy Hospital Arrives at Scotts Flat Lake 2 years Too Late
Not everyone is convinced that the arrival of the USNS Comfort is a good idea.
Editorial
Dr. PekingProtocol or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love AI
Stanley Kubrick navigates the absurd theater of AI superintelligence. From General Jack D. Ripcode's paranoia to Dr. PekingProtocol's uncanny expertise, Kubrick paints a world where fear, hope, and folly collide. As we teeter on the brink of a digital abyss, he implores us to laugh, embrace the absurd, and learn to love our AI overlords.
Weird
Scientology Building Secret Vault in Graniteville, California
The Church of Scientology is currently building a secret and mysterious vault in Graniteville, CA.
Satire
Nevada County Offers Free Driving Lessons For Subaru and Prius Owners
Nevada County owners of Subarus and Priuses will get free driver's education.
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