Living
Most Americans Unclear Where Their Liver Is
Wilson Heptix, a man unsure of his liver's location, embarks on a hilarious journey to find the elusive organ and cleanse it through bizarre methods, including orange juice overload and DIY colonic irrigation.
Art
A Conservative Group Criticized for Protesting Drag Queen Santas
Teens in elf costumes started dancing and singing Christmas carols supporting the drag queen Santa as the protest wore on.
Satire
Smug Area Centaur Having Trouble ‘Fitting In’
According to many locals, area centaur Royce C. Bradley's social anxiety concerns might be "just in his head."
Weird
Liberal CA Town Bans Scented Laundry Products
"Laundry soap is bad enough, but those dryer sheets are truly disgusting," said long-time resident and local 'scent sensitive' Carole Bellstwat.
Alternative
Why You Should Be Drinking Your IPA Through Your Nose, and Other Drinking Alternatives
Are you tired of the same old way of drinking IPA beer? Do you want to spice up your drinking experience with some off-the-wall methods? Well, look no further! Here are some unique and reasonable ways to consume your favorite IPA beer.
Weird
Realistic Bumper Stickers Make Local Man a Millionaire
Finally a way to celebrate your average student.
Weird
Area Woman to Replace Dull Scissors But “Might Keep Them Around”
Nancy Woods said she'll keep her old scissors "just in case."
Satire
Hipster Worried Beard Not Long Enough for Sharia Law
Area author Roy Riffle is worried that he will not grow a beard long enough to satisfy the requirements of the inevitable arrival of Sharia Law.
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