Living
South Carolina’s “Giraffe King” Creates World’s First Compact Giraffes
In Fair Play, South Carolina, eccentric Bobby Lee Jenkins astounds the world with his peculiar creation: short-necked giraffes. These whimsical creatures, Dolly, Molly, and Wally, blur the line between genius and madness, while townsfolk marvel at the spectacle. A curious tale of ambition and animal husbandry unfolds in this quaint Southern township.
Paranormal
Self-Driving Car Totaled After Bigfoot Encounter Near North San Juan
When the Highway Patrol arrived on the scene, they found a mess of twisted metal and a little bit of hair.
Satire
Grass Valley Graffiti Obviously Done By Local Dumbasses
The local police are asking for any grammatically-correct information.
Weird
Nevada City Woman Has World’s First Tinfoil Scalp Implant
Carol Mist has successfully undergone surgery to insert a layer of tinfoil underneath her scalp. Seen here in front of Nevada City's famous Stone House.
Weird
No Takers For Free Color Television With VCR in Alta Sierra
Nancy Woods of Alta Sierra has found no takers for her free 19 inch color television with built-in VCR after advertising the item on the popular local call KNCO radio show Swap Shop.
Living
Gary Busey to Marry Randy Quaid in Arkansas Ceremony
Gary Busey and Randy Quaid to tie the knot in Arkansas! From falling in love at a UFO convention to screaming movie lines as vows, this union proves love is not only blind but possibly insane. Expect tractor headlights, onion rings as wedding bands, and a piñata filled with conspiracy theories. Truly, a match made in tabloid heaven!
Alternative
Berkshire Hathaway Revives K-tel with Post Malone Home Tattoo Kit for Kids
Berkshire Hathaway shakes the nostalgia tree, reviving K-tel Corporation with a quirky debut: The Post Malone Home Tattoo Kit for Kids. Targeting 6-16 year olds, the kit blurs the line between consumerism and satirical social commentary, leaving parents and cultural pundits debating whether it's a sign of the times or the mirror we never knew we needed to look into.
Weird
Recent Murders Reveal Unlikely Suspect
Abu, known ironically as “Killer” by his owners, went on a murderous rampage this week.
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