Weird
“You Never Know Until You Try,” Proclaims Area Idiot Running At Police With BB Gun
An area practical joker took one too many risks recently.
Alternative
From Penthouse to Pavement: The Tragic Story of a Well-Dressed Dog
People on the street stared in disbelief as they heard a dog talking and cursing like a sailor.
Weird
Area Woman Reaches Goal Weight With Coronavirus
Marilyn McDonald is happy with the weight she lost after getting the coronavirus on vacation in Japan.
Satire
Nevada City’s Next Farm-to-Table Dinner to Feature Bigfoot Meat
The meat will be served in several ways, from Bigfoot tartare to slow-roasted BBQ.
Paranormal
Investigators Stumble Upon Secret Graniteville Bunker
This is where the adventure begins. The following is a edited recount of Moonash's and Mr. Wolford's unusual discovery. Residents of the usually private and esoteric Sierra Nevada foothills community didn't know about this.
Living
The Fazzler Review: Trout Mask Replica by Captain Beefheart
Embarking on the mind-bending journey of Captain Beefheart's Trout Mask Replica is like voluntarily stepping into a musical labyrinth. This album, a critics' darling, pairs audacious genius with dizzying complexity. It's an unprecedented monolith in music history. Listen and join the quest to unearth the elusive 'pinnacle of popular music' from this cacophony, then please, enlighten me!
Art
The Invisible Hand of the Free Market Drags Billionaires to the Bottom of the Ocean
The invisible hand of the free market steered a group of ultra-wealthy explorers towards the depths of the North Atlantic, aboard the OceanGate submersible, the Titan. As it turned out, vast fortunes can buy submarines, but not immunity from nature's unwavering laws.
Weird
Facebook to Allow Area Man’s ‘Merman Nipples’
"Dusk" James Tilson of Nevada City, CA will be allowed to bare his nipples on Facebook after winning a protected battle with the social media giant.
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