Living
The Fazzler Review: Trout Mask Replica by Captain Beefheart
Embarking on the mind-bending journey of Captain Beefheart's Trout Mask Replica is like voluntarily stepping into a musical labyrinth. This album, a critics' darling, pairs audacious genius with dizzying complexity. It's an unprecedented monolith in music history. Listen and join the quest to unearth the elusive 'pinnacle of popular music' from this cacophony, then please, enlighten me!
Art
The Invisible Hand of the Free Market Drags Billionaires to the Bottom of the Ocean
The invisible hand of the free market steered a group of ultra-wealthy explorers towards the depths of the North Atlantic, aboard the OceanGate submersible, the Titan. As it turned out, vast fortunes can buy submarines, but not immunity from nature's unwavering laws.
Weird
Facebook to Allow Area Man’s ‘Merman Nipples’
"Dusk" James Tilson of Nevada City, CA will be allowed to bare his nipples on Facebook after winning a protected battle with the social media giant.
Satire
Local Leaders Concerned ANTIFA Behind Recent #BreadGate Unrest
Every act is part of the revolution!
Paranormal
Local Amateur Astronomer Spots Giant Black Cube Near Moon
Keith Bradenshauer of Alta Sierra, CA swears he spotted an enormous "Black Cube" near the moon.
Chemtrails
How I Became a Nazi Symphasizer After I Learned the Allies Killed People Too
Sure, the Nazis were responsible for the deaths of millions of innocent people.
Satire
Dixon Voted NorCal’s #1 Place To Take a Crap
Dixon has always been a traveler's favorite place to relieve themselves.
Living
Holy Shit! ChatGPT Writes a Book on AI Writing and it’s Hilarious, by Doug Stanhope
Critics are already calling it the must-read book of the year for anyone interested in AI, language technology, or just a good laugh.
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