Rival Deer Found in Grass Valley Front Yard

Reader submitted photo of deer congregating near downtown Grass Valley.
Rival deer congregating in the front yard of a Bed and Breakfast Inn near downtown Grass Valley. Photo submitted by anonymous reader.

Grass Valley, CA — This morning a local reader of The Fazzler spotted a group of deer congregating in the front yard of the Swan Levine House, a Grass Valley Bed and Breakfast Inn.  According to the Grass Valley Police Department, some of the deer appear to be from rival deer gangs throughout Nevada County, easily distinguished by their colors.

Fran Blucher, a member of the local Facebook group  “Nevada County Peeps” had recently reported her pet deer “Mandy” missing from her Nevada City home. The Fazzler contacted Ms. Blucher so she could identify the missing deer in the anonymously submitted photo.

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