Tag: Grass Valley
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Briar Patch’s Payphone is a Brilliant Marketing Decision: Here’s Why
So you're one of those people who still look for a public payphone. Well good for you. But wait, there's more. As a local, you may not be aware that the Briar Patch COOP has a public payphone. And here's why it's a great marketing move.
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Seniors Debate KCRA Reporter’s Ethnicity For Third Straight Night
Reynaldo M. Rodriguez and Stephen Donnelly debated the ethnicity of a KCRA evening news journalist.
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Del Oro Mural Replaced with Directions to McDonald’s
Controversy erupted this week with the Grass Valley city council voted to replace the Del Oro Theater mural with directions to McDonald's.
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North San Juan Resident Can’t Handle the Hectic Pace of Grass Valley
Shep Walkins of North San Juan has trouble with all the flatlanders who've invaded Glenbrook. He'd just assume stay home.
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Study: Briar Patch Parking Lot Keeps Most Conservatives Out
A recent study says that most conservatives avoid the Briar Patch due to the parking lot.
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Board of Supervisors Declare Nevada City the Capital of Grass Valley
In a surprising and 4-1 vote this week, the Nevada County Board of Supervisors declared that Nevada City, henceforth going forward, is the capital of the neighboring city Grass Valley.
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Area Hotels Under Fire For Placing Gideon’s Qurans In Rooms
Gideon's International is reconsidering its controversial Hold Hands Across Faith program.
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Area Worker Implements Nuclear Strike Protocols During All Hands Meeting
A shocked Adjunct Video CEO Jeffery Oldheim seen here listening to co-worker Perry Clayson rattle off nuclear preparation protocols.
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