Tag: Trump
Living
NYC Mayor Threatens to House Migrants in Trump Tower—Again
Sanctuary Cities across the United States are threatening to house Central American asylum seekers in Trump-owned properties.
Alternative
Trump Tours Chemtrail Plane and Promises to Stop the Geoengineering Program
Former President Donald Trump inspected a chemtrail-equipped Boeing 767 at Andrews Air Force Base, vowing to dismantle the controversial program. Joined by Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, Trump aims to redirect funds to infrastructure and his border wall. The plan faces significant hurdles, including Congressional approval and Senate resistance, but anti-chemtrail activists are cautiously optimistic.
National News
Trump Announces Plan for Westboro Baptist Church Choir to Perform at His Inauguration
"It's no secret that the Church has never supported any president up until Trump," said Shirley Phelps-Roper, daughter of former outspoken and controversial leader Fred Phelps, "but with Trump, we finally have an executive who will take the fight right to the gays. We don't even have to protest anymore."
Living
Border Collies Deployed to Keep Chihuahuas Out
According to DHS, since Operation El Perro Loco secretly launched in March, after Congress refused to fund President Biden's border security bill.
National News
Patriot Group to Replace Lady Liberty with Robert E. Lee
A militia-patriot group announced that it will petition the government to replace the Statue of Liberty located in New York Harbor with a giant monument of Robert E. Lee, the Confederate General who commanded the Northern part of Virgina during the Civil War.
Art
Denis Leary to Tour with Newly Discovered Bill Hicks Jokes
American comedian Denis Leary announced that he would embark on his first comedy tour in over 15 years after he recently discovered a vault containing over 3000 unused Bill Hicks jokes.
Chemtrails
QAnon Posts 4th Quarter Profit Despite Failed Predictions
In a surprise announcement, QAnon's stock skyrocketed over the past quarter.
National News
FDR’s Image to Grace New EBT Cards
Electronic benefit transfer or EBT cards as they are more popularly known, will be embossed with an image of the 32nd President of the United States Franklin D. Roosevelt.
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