Area Cat’s Life Not Working Out the Way She Wanted

For Nevada City cat Bella, life hasn't worked out the way she planned.
For Nevada City cat Bella, life hasn’t worked out the way she planned.

Nevada City, CA — An area cat recently admitted that her life just isn’t turning out the way she expected. Bella, a middle-aged tabby cat said that she had dreams of freedom and endless supplies of canned tuna, none of which came to pass.

“When I was younger, I used to not worry about such things,” said a clearly depressed Bella. “Now I just spend my days sitting in the window watching it all go by. I’m just not into much anymore. And besides, what’s the point? Nothing has turned out like I planned.”

According to Bella’s owner, Stacy Grant , she’s given her cat everything a feline could hope for.

“I don’t know what’s gotten into Bella,” said a confused Ms. Grant on the steps of her Cottage Street home. “I mean, she’s had a great life with no worries. I just think she’s depressed and she’ll get over it. It’s a phase.”

Bella, who just turned eight this past summer, has indeed led a charmed life. She has never had an empty food bowl, and the Grant family even installed a pet door so she can come and go as she pleases. She even enjoys a great deal of respect from the family dog Bubbles, who tends to avoid any contact with the disgruntled cat.

“I know what you’re thinking,” continued Bella, “I’m spoiled. I have it all and I’m not happy. Well whoop-dee-do. It doesn’t change my feelings one bit. Maybe one day I’ll travel or see greater parts of the neighborhood. Maybe its just that Fall-sad-thing. You know, seasonal affective disorder or something? Who knows. All I know is I’ve lost the will to live, but I’m too bored to do anything about it.”

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