Fans of Noam Chomsky are frothing at the mouth, calling for a boycott of Lagunitas IPA Beer for featuring Michel Foucault on its bottles. The "sudsy skirmish" is a tongue-in-cheek reference to the famous Chomsky-Foucault debate of 1971, leading to a battle of the brews that has some academics hopping mad. With critics contending that the beer has "no inherent nature," and rumors of a rival "Chomskyan Cherry Stout," the heady climax of this brewing controversy leaves readers pondering the profound connection between beer and the nature of humanity, all served up with a side of linguistic lagers and philosophical puns.
The mysterious death of a programmer who worked on Steve Jobs' secret Bitcoin prototype, "iCoin," raises suspicions as he "jumped" from a hospital's 13th floor. Friends and family question the circumstances, since he was in good spirits and only in for a routine colonoscopy.
In a groundbreaking move, Marin County introduces its FlatuFuel Bus Services, harnessing the mighty power of kale farts to save the environment. Affluent residents, despite never boarding a bus, eagerly contribute their kale-induced flatulence to fuel the buses. This eco-friendly initiative sparks a wave of green enthusiasm, proving that one person's toot can truly make a difference in the fight against climate change.
