Editorial
McDonald’s Bids Farewell to Epstein Island’s Last Golden Arches Amid Controversial Legacy
The McDonald’s on Epstein Island has shuttered its windows for good, marking the end of what the company now refers to as a "misguided adventure in international franchising." The closure comes amidst a whirlwind of controversy and a belated corporate acknowledgment that some locations, no matter how potentially profitable, are better left un-McTouched.
Food
Origins of Funky Smell at Sacramento Goodwill Yet to Be Found
The unmistakable funk wafting through the aisles of a local Goodwill has left shoppers wrinkling their noses in disgust and curiosity. Despite a thorough investigation, the source of the smell remains as elusive as a bargain in peak thrifting season.
Food
Amazon.com Pantry to Offer Livestock
Amazon.com announced late Friday afternoon that it planned to use its popular "Prime Pantry" service to start shipping Livestock directly to consumers.
Food
How to Make Fucking Refried Beans, by Loretta Splitair
Your parenting guilt is easily fixed with the following recipe that not only your children will love, but it makes a kick-ass pot of refried beans.
Food
Hormel Releases Controversial Wagyu Beef SPAM
The Hormel Food Company has released a controversial version of SPAM targeted at Millennials.
Food
Teenager Eats Nothing but Kraft Macaroni and Cheese
Grass Valley, CA -- Grass Valley, CA Father Craig Thomas is beside himself. For the past 2 years,...
Food
Report: Applebee’s Restaurants Nation’s Number One Dining Destination for Nazis
A joint 8 month study conducted by the Rundex Family Foundation and the American Enterprise Institute has found that Nazis prefer the dining selection at Applebee's Restaurants by a factor of 2 to 1 over the next closest chain.
Food
In-N-Out Burger to Discontinue Secret Menu That Never Existed
California-based In-N-Out Burger shocked its loyal customers yesterday by announcing it would no longer serve items from its secret menu.
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